sparksfly:

Noone makes fun of Taylor Swift like Taylor Swift makes fun of Taylor Swift

and those who do make fun of her have a special place in hell

(via thedrugilove)

drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things

(Source: catsofthecanal, via caroallingham)

(via baybexliinhy)

(Source: berryhudson, via caroallingham)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via summerlovinnnn)

(via bartonfinks)

(Source: johnkrasinski)

in-my-mouth:

Banoffee Cake (Dulce de Leche Cake with Dulce de Leche Frosting)

(via e-v-e-r-after)